(to the theme of Postman Pat)
Hitler's tank, Hitler's tank, Hitler's tank ran over the bank,
Early in the morning, Mainwaring is mourning,
He has lost his precious Swallows Bank.
Everbody knows the bank is flat,
Lying in the rubble is Wilson's hat,
Maybe, you can never sure, they'll be back,
Knocking at Hitler's door.
Jonsey ran, Jonsey ran, Jonsey ran over Hitler with his van,
Early in the morning, Hitler's wife was mourning,
She had lost her evil emperor.
Everybody knows the war is won,
Pike is revealed as Wilson's son,
Maybe, you can never be sure, they'll be back
Fighting in Iraq.