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Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler?

(Theme Song)

Who do you think you are kidding Mister Hitler if you think we're on the run. We are the boys who will stop your little game, we are the boys who will make you think again.

'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mister Hitler if you think old England's done.

Mister Brown goes off to town on the eight twenty one, but he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun.

So watch out Mister Hitler you have met your match in us, if you think you can crush us we're afraid you've missed the bus.

'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mister Hitler, if you think old England's done.

Hitler's Tank

(to the theme of Postman Pat)

Hitler's tank, Hitler's tank, Hitler's tank ran over the bank,

Early in the morning, Mainwaring is mourning,

He has lost his precious Swallows Bank.

Everbody knows the bank is flat,

Lying in the rubble is Wilson's hat,

Maybe, you can never sure, they'll be back,

Knocking at Hitler's door.

Jonsey ran, Jonsey ran, Jonsey ran over Hitler with his van,

Early in the morning, Hitler's wife was mourning,

She had lost her evil emperor.

Everybody knows the war is won,

Pike is revealed as Wilson's son,

Maybe, you can never be sure, they'll be back

Fighting in Iraq.

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